1) Message boards : Cafe LHC : What's that ... (Message 21118)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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I tried Viagra once. It got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for days......




(sorry.....)
2) Message boards : LHC@home Science : Nvidia CUDA support for Boinc in future? (Message 21117)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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I\'m waiting for Z80 processor support so as I can use my fast computer..

It\'s got a 16k ram pack you know.....
3) Message boards : LHC@home Science : A quick post to solve the Worlds energy problems (Message 21116)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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Youtube gives us results we can all understand. It\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s the biggest waste of bandwidth on the know universe, as far as I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m concerned.


YouTube, if you don\\\'t mind Sir, is the ONLY reason that I found out that the World ended last August.
Without YouTube, a lot of people wouldn\\\'t understand that there\\\'s a planet going to smash into Earth a few years ago, the Queen Mother IS a shape shifting alien (YES, AN ALIEN, and she\\\'s STILL ALIVE!), and most important of all, without YouTube we wouldn\\\'t realise that all the expense, time, and scientific knowlege that went into making a spinny-roundy thing (sorry to be so technicial here) called The LHC (Lethal HELL creator to give it it\\\'s full name) is going to open a little known portal to another dimention and allow Satan to walk freely among us and collect our souls, put them in a little jar (souls ain\\\'t that big you know) and put them on a shelf in is living room for some kind of small talk inducing orniment for when God calls \\\'round for a cup of tea (the irony here is that we\\\'ll all be dead in his LIVING room :-o )....

DON\\\'T mock the scientific value of YouTube my good man....... That\\\'s MY job ;-)


YouTube eh?!?! Where would the brain dead be without it...

(Don\\\'t forget to comment on my instructional video on the affore-mentioned YouTube (search for Gixermouse). It shows step-by-step directions on why you shouldn\\\'t play guitar while drunk).

4) Message boards : Cafe LHC : merging accounts (Message 21115)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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hi ! how to merge two accounts ? i have switched a BAM from boincstats to grid republic and under grid republic i have created new profile with different email adress and now i have there two accounts. how to merge it to one ?


Spin them around and smash them into each-other at near the speed of light. Hope that\'s of some use to you...

Please. When using this technique to merge accounts keep pets and children in another room and wear eye protection. Fragments of accounts can be a hazard to aircraft. You home is at risk if you do not keep up payments on a merged account. Terms and conditions apply, please see website for further details.
5) Message boards : Cafe LHC : No new tasks??? (Message 21114)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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My computer (\"Ath-Hole\") gets work because it\'s made of parts that blew up in other computers (TRUE!) and as such, only cost me around £20 (that\'s around $1 for our American friends (and my Wife too)).
It\'s gives CERN an insight into what they should do in the event of catastrophic failure. I call it \"backwards engineering the afterlife\"
6) Message boards : Cafe LHC : CERN has really gone and done it now (Message 21113)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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They have ET mad at us now.


_________________
*** Have you hugged your strangelet today?


You are CLEARLY missing the serious issues on that page. I\'ve marked it out for you.



After all these years they still don\'t realise that an ASDA is the way to get the people flocking to a town?
7) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Cannabis prohibition has failed. It\'s time for a new approach. (Message 21112)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
Post:
I din\'t see whu peoplr make sutch a fus aboat weeed. I{ve had eleventeen jionts and threes noting rong with the way I\'m.....
WOW!!! Ave you noteced that the frist line of the kyeboard spelles my name man!!

Anyone got any choholate?

What was I sayinG?

Oh yeah! PINK FLOID ROCK DUDE!!!!

Where\'s my pipegone@?



(Gixermouse wishes it to be known that he has NO desire to listen to Pink Floyd. Firstly, he has musical taste and secondly, he\'s just vomited on the floor and subsequently gone to sleep in it).

:-)
8) Message boards : LHC@home Science : A quick post to solve the Worlds energy problems (Message 21111)
Posted 24 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
Post:
Youtube gives us results we can all understand. It\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s the biggest waste of bandwidth on the know universe, as far as I\\\\\\\'m concerned.


YouTube, if you don\'t mind Sir, is the ONLY reason that I found out that the World ended last August.
Without YouTube, a lot of people wouldn\'t understand that there\'s a planet going to smash into Earth a few years ago, the Queen Mother IS a shape shifting alien (YES, AN ALIEN, and she\'s STILL ALIVE!), and most important of all, without YouTube we wouldn\'t realise that all the expense, time, and scientific knowlege that went into making a spinny-roundy thing (sorry to be so technicial here) called The LHC (Lethal HELL creator to give it it\'s full name) is going to open a little known portal to another dimention and allow Satan to walk freely among us and collect our souls, put them in a little jar (souls ain\'t that big you know) and put them on a shelf in is living room for some kind of small talk inducing orniment for when God calls \'round for a cup of tea (the irony here is that we\'ll all be dead in his LIVING room :-o )....

DON\'T mock the scientific value of YouTube my good man....... That\'s MY job ;-)


YouTube eh?!?! Where would the brain dead be without it...

(Don\'t forget to comment on instructional video on the affore-mentioned YouTube (search for Gixermouse). It shows step-by-step directions on why you shouldn\'t play guitar while drunk).
9) Message boards : LHC@home Science : A quick post to solve the Worlds energy problems (Message 20993)
Posted 17 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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Dreaming isn\\\'t sick.



Pleased to see I\'m not the only BT hater then



How about using the LHC to make two black holes, then you have them spin about each other. You then place the two black holes next to a water tank, and then the gravity waves from the black holes generate waves in the water tank, then you just harvest wave energy from the moving water.



Easier to get prisoner powered bicycle generators ;-)
10) Message boards : LHC@home Science : A quick post to solve the Worlds energy problems (Message 20978)
Posted 15 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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So, no chance of CERN being renamed the \"Central Earth Resource Network\" and the whole World getting all their heat, light, information, entertainment etc. sent at the speed of light through an already existing network of cheapy, stretched plastic was probably a bit ideal World eh?!

Call me sick if you like but the idea of the heat of 100,000 Suns melting my BT phone socket off the wall still makes me need to change my boxer-shorts :-D
11) Message boards : LHC@home Science : A quick post to solve the Worlds energy problems (Message 20965)
Posted 13 Jan 2009 by Profile Gixermouse
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We\'ve got the LHC which produces heat in the region of 10 Million Billion Degrees Centigrade ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDoIzvKumGI ),
We\'ve got a substantial fiber-optic communication network,
We\'ve got Solar Power innovations like this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9vkkFNkE44 )
So, why not send the light produced from the LHC down fiber-optic lines to smaller (wouldn\'t need all the mirrors) generators?
At least we\'d see some kind of results from CERN that wee can all understand. Cheaper energy.
Just an un-educated thought :-)



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