1) Message boards : LHC@home Science : LHC shut down for months after helium leak (Message 20566)
Posted 29 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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was it me , Master?

No..
Something this evil can only be my mother-in-law !!
2) Message boards : Cafe LHC : where can i order my free black hole? (Message 20501)
Posted 23 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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My black hole is where all my salary goes 48 hours after being paid..... :-(

Reminds me of a song..
..just got paid today
got me a pocket full o change..
3) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Massive Censorship at Predictor Boards! (Message 20497)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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..another thing..
Check out when the last person submitted anything on their boards - 26 days ago.
That says it all really - sweet F.A user participation.

The Floggings will continue until morale improves
4) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Massive Censorship at Predictor Boards! (Message 20496)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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Wow !

In the words of the wise sage Carlos Castaneda..
Petty Tyrants !
Insie-wincie tiny-weenie miniscule self-absorbed tyrants.
I blame it all on that 9/11 nonsense :)

Live long and prosper.



5) Message boards : Cafe LHC : where can i order my free black hole? (Message 20480)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there.

If you keep a black hole in your washing machine you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll find it selectively swallows only one sock of a pair of socks. One of those mysteries of the universe.

...and in obeyance of the \\\'Pair Reduction\\\' principle, the other member of the pair will move away from the black hole at great speed (for socks) until it reaches the top/front of the washing machine (depending on whic sort you have) so that it becomes the *first* sock you find when unloading.


I sometimes find my socks buried in the garden, the dogs take them, fortunatley they take thousands of years to decay.
6) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Q: LHC vs Cosmic Rays (Message 20479)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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So how do we soup-up the ol weed-wacker as it were and start blasting big stuff like the deathstar ?
7) Message boards : Cafe LHC : LHC@home T-shirt (Message 20477)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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Hows about..
LHC - Getting hot, bent and smashed. :)
8) Message boards : LHC@home Science : LHC shut down for months after helium leak (Message 20476)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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Muhahahaha !
Finally Mr Tibbles !
All my evil planning is coming to a success - Wahaha

Oh wait !
Is this the diabolic world dominating engineer cult of the blackhole doom smasher conspiracy support group ?
Opps, sorry - Wrong forum.

Hope the problem and its fix isnt a biggie.
Ta Ta

Kitty-Crunchies for Mr Tibbles ?
9) Message boards : LHC@home Science : LHC: Satan's Stargate to Earth! (Message 20473)
Posted 22 Sep 2008 by Profile Big Dogs
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NO, No, No...

It is supported on the back of 4 elephants who are standing on the back of a turtle, as anyone who has looked at the Holy Writ of Discworld knows....

PS: All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


I want a pet Luggage :)

Even this theory is doom-ridden too..
What happens when our turtle meets another turtle ?
What sex is it ?
Whats ours ?

Arrghhh.. The sky is falling in !!!





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