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 Michael BergerSend message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
(REUTERS) GENEVA, SWITZERLAND In an amazing show of determination and teamwork, the Ministry of Silly Walks advanced in the LHC@home standings today and hurdled past their long time rivals The Knights Who Say Ni!. At a party this evening, Ministry of Silly Walks founder Michael Berger was seen displaying rude and taunting gestures at the Ministry�s opponents. Mr. Berger was also overheard praising his teammates boisterously with garbled and slurred speech after drinking what appeared to be a liter of beer originating from every country his teammates hailed from. �I plan on makin� this a f#@%�* tradition� he proclaimed. �You couldn�t ask for a better group of teammates� do or die� crunch till they drop� and then, they crunch some more.� �Around the world in eighty beers, that what I�m f#@%�* talkin� �bout.� Mr. Berger was eventually escorted from the establishment in handcuffs by the local Constable. This incident turned out to be a heartbreaking conclusion to an otherwise triumphant day for the Ministry. The Ministry of Silly Walks team in the order of their appearance: Michael Berger Guido Waldenmeier Entropy Pingwin Balt Joseph E. Haran Jr. dcreech Fat B Dave Fellows |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
yeah go Michael go ;-)  feel free to visit www.guidowaldenmeier.de |
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NI NI NI Those who "amble with stupidity" will again be vanquished by the sacred shrubbery. My shrubs now grow in the garden of the Knights Who Say Ni. Ni |
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Send message Joined: 1 Sep 04 Posts: 137 Credit: 1,691,526 RAC: 48 |
Heh... is it just me or did SOMEONE move this thread ot LHC cafe and delete a bunch of previous posts? No matter. I still say Ni! in your general direction! And of course welcome to Angstrom. Every shrub counts! -------------------------------------- A member of The Knights Who Say Ni! My BOINC stats site |
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 mmh<a>[url=http://guidowaldenmeier.de]<a> |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 23 Credit: 9,276 RAC: 0 |
> Heh... is it just me or did SOMEONE move this thread ot LHC cafe and delete a > bunch of previous posts? No matter. I still say Ni! in your general > direction! And of course welcome to Angstrom. Every shrub counts! Thanks and I think the admin just removed a similar thread from Number crunching under the new rules |
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Send message Joined: 1 Sep 04 Posts: 137 Credit: 1,691,526 RAC: 48 |
> Thanks and I think the admin just removed a similar thread from Number > crunching under the new rules Oh so the silly Michael Berger double posted? Tsk tsk. A minister should know better! -------------------------------------- A member of The Knights Who Say Ni! My BOINC stats site |
Joseph A. Haran, Jr. Send message Joined: 30 Sep 04 Posts: 11 Credit: 1,050 RAC: 0 |
I, for one, am very pleased to have read that bulletin from Reuters; so, thank you for posting it to these forums! Fortunately, regarding the somewhat traumatic events which transpired toward the end of our celebratory party, I was still flush from my recent pay day; and thus -- thanks to a brave homing pigeon of which even Mr. Reuters would have been proud -- sufficient bail money found its way to the local precinct wherein our Fearless Leader was even then being denied his liberty. (The Ministry now owes me a fiver.) =^..^= |
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Ni! |
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YES Pamela we go to the Beach with the Minister s of Silly Walks ;-))) http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de |
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Ni! |
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Yes Pamela we take the Ferrari to drive at the Beach NO the NI :-))) http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de |
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Ni! |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
and yes you must not eat -ni- you can eat loobster ;-) http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de |
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Send message Joined: 1 Sep 04 Posts: 137 Credit: 1,691,526 RAC: 48 |
(REUTERS) GENEVA, SWITZERLAND We are terribly sorry but it seems we jumped the gun on our last report about The Ministry of Silly Walks passing The Knights Who Say Ni! in the LHC rankings. The Knights reclaimed their rightful spot at #14 today. Also, according to this graph it seems that The Knights did not have to break much of a sweat to accomplish this since LHC still only accounts for 1% of their total credit for the BOINC platform. On the other hand, here you can see that The Ministry has put most of their resources toward LHC. In an exclusive interview, the team founder known as "Lizard" said that there will be a celebration later tonight in the team's IRC channel (#setiathome on EFnet). The Knights are currently out gathering supplies for the aforementioned celebration but it looks like it will be a wild time. Ni! -------------------------------------- A member of The Knights Who Say Ni! My BOINC stats site |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
Feel free to join the Ministry of Silly Walks Team [url=http://lhcathome.cern.ch/team_join_form.php?id=45/ ]Click Here[/url] to join a winner team headed to the top. <br /> <br /> [url=http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de/guido/ ]Click Here[/url] to check out The Team Portal Forum Web Site. |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
I don't find this turn of events particularly Silly at all! |
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NI!! NI!! NI!! I for one think it would be a fine idea if those of you with Silly Walks were to join forces with the grand and glorious Knights Who Say NI!. There are persons with outrageous accents who taunt us all (including the prestigious members of the Ministry). It is time to deliver a large wooden badger into their courtyard! NI, and I approve of this message! |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
Feel free to join the Ministry of Silly Walks Team [url=http://lhcathome.cern.ch/team_join_form.php?id=45/ ]Click Here[/url] to join a winner team headed to the top. <br /> <br /> [url=http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de/guido/ ]Click Here[/url] to check out The Team Portal Forum Web Site. http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de |
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