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Message 4274 - Posted: 25 Oct 2004, 6:18:40 UTC

Feel free to join the Ministry of Silly Walks Team.The Team with the BIG Power
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Message 4311 - Posted: 25 Oct 2004, 12:59:11 UTC - in response to Message 4274.  

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Message 5334 - Posted: 25 Nov 2004, 12:00:44 UTC

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones (also in drag).

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!




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Message 5335 - Posted: 25 Nov 2004, 12:01:04 UTC
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Thinking about joining a team?

The Ministry Of Silly Walks is looking for a few silly men and women willing to join together to depose the white-collar corporate teams. The Ministry is completely dedicated to its membership, providing technical and moral support. Only those who are not intimidated by their considerable resources, racks and cabinets bulging with multi-processor servers and gigabit LANs, need apply.


The Ministry Of Silly Walks team:

Michael Berger - United States
Entropy - United States
Pingwin - Poland
Joseph A. Haran Jr. - United States
dcreech - United States
Fat B - United Kingdom
Dave Fellows - United States
GHzGeek - United States
Balt - Switzerland




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Message 5384 - Posted: 1 Dec 2004, 9:19:22 UTC - in response to Message 5335.  
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As a proud member of this silly team, I implore all who stumble upon this thread to join our team -- if you've not done so already. You'll find, I'm sure, silly walking to be very therapeutic for whatever ails you; in my case, it's general inactivity due to end-of-the-month economic woes.

Silly walking, such as to the nearest convenience store for junk food, has saved my life on many occasions. It all began years ago, when I drove a station wagon through a [Please turn to Page 32.]

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Message 6105 - Posted: 25 Feb 2005, 13:58:10 UTC

Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk this way and join here and you too can be a silly walker, so don't delay, sign up today....


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Message 18903 - Posted: 29 Jan 2008, 1:34:02 UTC

Polite bump - Join Here

Don't delay - Join today!


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Message 19211 - Posted: 12 Mar 2008, 21:49:18 UTC


Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk this way and you too can be a silly walker! Join Here

Don't delay - Join today!



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Message 19369 - Posted: 11 Apr 2008, 23:06:57 UTC

"WANTED NEW RECRUITS"

Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk this way and you too can be a silly walker! Join Here

Don't delay - Join today!

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Message 19938 - Posted: 15 Aug 2008, 13:18:08 UTC

LOOKING FOR NEW RECRUITS

Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk with us and you too can be a silly walker!

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Message 20752 - Posted: 8 Nov 2008, 13:10:05 UTC
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LOOKING FOR NEW RECRUITS


Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk with us and you too can be a silly walker!

Join Here

So dont delay - Join us today!


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Message 22249 - Posted: 19 Apr 2010, 17:49:40 UTC
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WE ARE RECRUITING SILLY WALKERS NOW!



Wanting to join a team, then join us and you too can be a silly walker!

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