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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
Feel free to join the Ministry of Silly Walks Team.The Team with the BIG Power $Revision: 9001 $ $Date:10.12.2061  <p> [url=http://lhcathome.cern.ch/team_join_form.php?id=45/ ]Click Here[/url] to join a winner team headed to the top. |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
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 Michael BergerSend message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones (also in drag). Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy, with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! I'm Michael Berger and I approved this message. |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
Thinking about joining a team? The Ministry Of Silly Walks is looking for a few silly men and women willing to join together to depose the white-collar corporate teams. The Ministry is completely dedicated to its membership, providing technical and moral support. Only those who are not intimidated by their considerable resources, racks and cabinets bulging with multi-processor servers and gigabit LANs, need apply. The Ministry Of Silly Walks team: Michael Berger - United States Entropy - United States Pingwin - Poland Joseph A. Haran Jr. - United States dcreech - United States Fat B - United Kingdom Dave Fellows - United States GHzGeek - United States Balt - Switzerland I'm Michael Berger and I approved this message. |
Joseph A. Haran, Jr. Send message Joined: 30 Sep 04 Posts: 11 Credit: 1,050 RAC: 0 |
As a proud member of this silly team, I implore all who stumble upon this thread to join our team -- if you've not done so already. You'll find, I'm sure, silly walking to be very therapeutic for whatever ails you; in my case, it's general inactivity due to end-of-the-month economic woes. Silly walking, such as to the nearest convenience store for junk food, has saved my life on many occasions. It all began years ago, when I drove a station wagon through a [Please turn to Page 32.] =^..^=  |
Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk this way and join here and you too can be a silly walker, so don't delay, sign up today.... |
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Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
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Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
 Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk this way and you too can be a silly walker! Join Here Don't delay - Join today! |
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Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
"WANTED NEW RECRUITS" Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk this way and you too can be a silly walker! Join Here Don't delay - Join today! |
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Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
LOOKING FOR NEW RECRUITS Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk with us and you too can be a silly walker! Join Here Dont delay - Join today! |
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Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
LOOKING FOR NEW RECRUITS  Thinking of crunching for LHC@Home, then walk with us and you too can be a silly walker! Join Here So dont delay - Join us today!   |
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Fat B Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 19 Credit: 1,812,668 RAC: 0 |
WE ARE RECRUITING SILLY WALKERS NOW! |
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