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Message 2618 - Posted: 28 Sep 2004, 21:20:57 UTC

We don't suffer from insanity. We enjoy every minute of it.

So why not give it a try..
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Message 2705 - Posted: 29 Sep 2004, 10:38:56 UTC

You know you want to...
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Message 2744 - Posted: 29 Sep 2004, 16:37:21 UTC - in response to Message 2705.  

Do you know...Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers....maybe Dear Spit has the answer.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor...but don't miss joining...
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Message 2773 - Posted: 29 Sep 2004, 19:56:02 UTC

Last night I dreampt I was writing the "Lord of The Rings", ...
But when I woke up I realised I was just Tolkein in my sleep.

A man walked into a police station and shot the clock.
He was arrested for wasting police time.



If you want more, or just want these to stop...you know what to do.

Sign on the dotted line ;o)
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Message 2808 - Posted: 30 Sep 2004, 1:40:43 UTC

insanity is one of our fine points.
thank you for the best screen saver ever to date LHC
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Message 2821 - Posted: 30 Sep 2004, 4:58:54 UTC

The jokes posted here are so silly, I�m convinced that you are all on the wrong team!

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Message 2896 - Posted: 30 Sep 2004, 18:05:14 UTC - in response to Message 2821.  

Nobody else would have us.:o)

Remember....The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Message 3044 - Posted: 2 Oct 2004, 0:45:51 UTC

As my mother used to say...."Faciem durum cacantis habes"

My reply was......"Illud iterum dicere potes!"
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Message 3046 - Posted: 2 Oct 2004, 1:50:46 UTC
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Micheal Berger!!! Where do you think we should be?? at the Ministry of Silly walks??

Hmph!!!

We at the Final Front Ear have a long and glorious histroy of insanity and cobbler addiction... I like the nut cobblers, but some of the boys prefer the peach or cherry =-)

Don't believe it?? Here is a link to our cumulative BOINC stats... Not bad for a team with less than 50 people (there are several doubles, such as myself) eh?

And I'm not belittling your rank on LHC... I'm just looking at a bigger picture... and these pictures both have stars... =-)


Feel free to have a look inside my brain
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Message 3408 - Posted: 9 Oct 2004, 14:21:27 UTC - in response to Message 3046.  

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

The Final Front Ear...our gene pool could use a little chlorine....
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Message 3409 - Posted: 9 Oct 2004, 15:16:52 UTC
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[url=http://lhcathome.cern.ch/team_join_form.php?id=45/ ]Click Here[/url] to join a winner team headed to the top.
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[url=http://www.guidowaldenmeier.de/guido/ ]Click Here[/url] to check out The Team Portal Forum Web Site.
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Message 3413 - Posted: 9 Oct 2004, 16:39:05 UTC

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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Message 3414 - Posted: 9 Oct 2004, 16:43:20 UTC
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feel the power of the ministry of silly walks ;-)))

[url=http://lhcathome.cern.ch/team_join_form.php?id=45/ ]Click Here[/url] to join a winner team headed to the top.
HO HO HO
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Message 3420 - Posted: 9 Oct 2004, 21:49:12 UTC - in response to Message 3414.  

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Message 3450 - Posted: 10 Oct 2004, 15:14:08 UTC
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Message 3916 - Posted: 16 Oct 2004, 22:07:43 UTC

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

As we say in The Final Front Ear....A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


What does concern us is... how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...you know it makes sense?

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Message 4787 - Posted: 1 Nov 2004, 22:40:01 UTC

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme �20, I really need 20 quid."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need �10, just lend me 10 quid!!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need �5. Lend me 5 quid please if you will."

"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."


And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack, and you may find yourself in another part of the world.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile, and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.

And you may ask yourself......Well...How did I get here?

The Final Front Ear....Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...


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Message 4798 - Posted: 2 Nov 2004, 9:01:32 UTC

You need to have a Talking Head to be a final front ear. :)

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Message 4806 - Posted: 2 Nov 2004, 11:51:33 UTC

YAP talking heads ;-)
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Message 5019 - Posted: 8 Nov 2004, 11:59:51 UTC - in response to Message 4806.  

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

If you're lost, with no where to hide, we'll have you...

The Final Front Ear...it only hurts when you laugh, so come and be miserable.
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