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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
We don't suffer from insanity. We enjoy every minute of it. So why not give it a try..  |
 The Gas GiantSend message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 309 Credit: 715,258 RAC: 0 |
You know you want to...  [/url] |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
Do you know...Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers....maybe Dear Spit has the answer. You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor...but don't miss joining... |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
Last night I dreampt I was writing the "Lord of The Rings", ... But when I woke up I realised I was just Tolkein in my sleep. A man walked into a police station and shot the clock. He was arrested for wasting police time. If you want more, or just want these to stop...you know what to do. Sign on the dotted line ;o) |
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Razorirr Send message Joined: 18 Sep 04 Posts: 27 Credit: 2,559 RAC: 0 |
insanity is one of our fine points. thank you for the best screen saver ever to date LHC |
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Michael Berger Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 126 Credit: 49,653 RAC: 0 |
The jokes posted here are so silly, I�m convinced that you are all on the wrong team! |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
Nobody else would have us.:o) Remember....The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
As my mother used to say...."Faciem durum cacantis habes" My reply was......"Illud iterum dicere potes!" |
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Send message Joined: 27 Sep 04 Posts: 5 Credit: 1,323,882 RAC: 118 
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Micheal Berger!!! Where do you think we should be?? at the Ministry of Silly walks?? Hmph!!! We at the Final Front Ear have a long and glorious histroy of insanity and cobbler addiction... I like the nut cobblers, but some of the boys prefer the peach or cherry =-) Don't believe it?? Here is a link to our cumulative BOINC stats... Not bad for a team with less than 50 people (there are several doubles, such as myself) eh? And I'm not belittling your rank on LHC... I'm just looking at a bigger picture... and these pictures both have stars... =-) Feel free to have a look inside my brain |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. The Final Front Ear...our gene pool could use a little chlorine.... |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
feel the power of the ministry of silly walks ;-)))  [url=http://lhcathome.cern.ch/team_join_form.php?id=45/ ]Click Here[/url] to join a winner team headed to the top. HO HO HO |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. As we say in The Final Front Ear....A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. What does concern us is... how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...you know it makes sense? |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme �20, I really need 20 quid." "I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked. "That's nothing Doc put your ear to my knee." The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need �10, just lend me 10 quid!!" "Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded. "Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need �5. Lend me 5 quid please if you will." "I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places." And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack, and you may find yourself in another part of the world. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile, and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself......Well...How did I get here? The Final Front Ear....Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... |
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verstapp Send message Joined: 28 Sep 04 Posts: 22 Credit: 59,075 RAC: 0 |
You need to have a Talking Head to be a final front ear. :) PeterV. |
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Send message Joined: 2 Sep 04 Posts: 321 Credit: 10,607 RAC: 0 |
YAP talking heads ;-)  |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 04 Posts: 46 Credit: 638,716 RAC: 0 |
Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide." If you're lost, with no where to hide, we'll have you... The Final Front Ear...it only hurts when you laugh, so come and be miserable. |
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