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Send message Joined: 28 Sep 04 Posts: 43 Credit: 249,962 RAC: 0 |
as i understand lhc is going to make a massive amount of black holes. and you have no use for them. so i want one for free. my computers did some work for lhc@home. i feel i have the right to my very own black hole. so, where can i order my free black hole? (btw, i hope hawkins still gets his nobel price) 
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Send message Joined: 29 Jul 08 Posts: 14 Credit: 173 RAC: 0 |
Can I have one too? It would give me somewhere to keep my little boys toys. I can see it now, \" kai, how many times have I told you to put your ben 10 and starwars toys into the black hole when you\'ve finished with them\"? \"I nearly broke my neck\"! |
 Es99 Send message Joined: 12 Dec 05 Posts: 23 Credit: 8,025 RAC: 0 |
Can I have one too? It would give me My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there. I did give them one of these natty GridPP Magic Cubes, but after i nearly sliced my foot open on it I reclaimed it as far too good for them and now keep it by my computer to fiddle with. I crunch therefore I am. |
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Send message Joined: 27 Apr 07 Posts: 18 Credit: 9,970 RAC: 0 |
Can I have one too? It would give me I already have at least two of black holes...(one in house and one in the garden...) |
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Send message Joined: 16 Sep 06 Posts: 1 Credit: 6,612 RAC: 0 |
http://HasTheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedTheWorldYet.com if you view source code, read theend of it ;-):D |
 Send message Joined: 7 Sep 08 Posts: 2 Credit: 17,053 RAC: 0 |
http://HasTheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedTheWorldYet.com lol source code: <!-- if the lhc actually destroys the earth & this page isn\'t yet updated please email mike@frantic.org to receive a full refund --> -- veritas vos liberabit -- |
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Saenger Send message Joined: 13 Jul 05 Posts: 64 Credit: 501,223 RAC: 0  
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Send message Joined: 30 Sep 04 Posts: 10 Credit: 760,746 RAC: 20
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My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there. If you keep a black hole in your washing machine you\\\\\\\'ll find it selectively swallows only one sock of a pair of socks. One of those mysteries of the universe. |
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Artnus Send message Joined: 1 Sep 08 Posts: 2 Credit: 538 RAC: 0 |
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Send message Joined: 17 Sep 08 Posts: 7 Credit: 55,939 RAC: 0 |
My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there. ...and in obeyance of the 'Pair Reduction' principle, the other member of the pair will move away from the black hole at great speed (for socks) until it reaches the top/front of the washing machine (depending on whic sort you have) so that it becomes the *first* sock you find when unloading. |
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Send message Joined: 19 Feb 08 Posts: 707 Credit: 4,335,771 RAC: 8 
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Just order a WOM (write only memory) from any solid state memory firm. It is a perfect black hole, you can write to it and nobody will ever read what you have written. Tullio |
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Big Dogs Send message Joined: 2 Sep 08 Posts: 10 Credit: 9,117 RAC: 0 |
My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there. I sometimes find my socks buried in the garden, the dogs take them, fortunatley they take thousands of years to decay. |
Chris S Send message Joined: 10 Sep 08 Posts: 3 Credit: 104 RAC: 0 |
My black hole is where all my salary goes 48 hours after being paid..... :-( Way to go Cern! |
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Big Dogs Send message Joined: 2 Sep 08 Posts: 10 Credit: 9,117 RAC: 0 |
My black hole is where all my salary goes 48 hours after being paid..... :-( Reminds me of a song.. ..just got paid today got me a pocket full o change.. |
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