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Message 20048 - Posted: 9 Sep 2008, 1:44:57 UTC

as i understand lhc is going to make a massive amount of black holes. and you have no use for them.

so i want one for free.

my computers did some work for lhc@home. i feel i have the right to my very own black hole.

so, where can i order my free black hole?

(btw, i hope hawkins still gets his nobel price)
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Message 20069 - Posted: 9 Sep 2008, 17:53:43 UTC

Can I have one too? It would give me
somewhere to keep my little boys toys.
I can see it now, \" kai, how many times
have I told you to put your ben 10 and
starwars toys into the black hole when
you\'ve finished with them\"? \"I nearly
broke my neck\"!
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Message 20075 - Posted: 9 Sep 2008, 22:17:05 UTC - in response to Message 20069.  

Can I have one too? It would give me
somewhere to keep my little boys toys.
I can see it now, \\\" kai, how many times
have I told you to put your ben 10 and
starwars toys into the black hole when
you\\\'ve finished with them\\\"? \\\"I nearly
broke my neck\\\"!

My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there.

I did give them one of these natty GridPP Magic Cubes, but after i nearly sliced my foot open on it I reclaimed it as far too good for them and now keep it by my computer to fiddle with.
I crunch therefore I am.
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Message 20085 - Posted: 10 Sep 2008, 6:38:58 UTC - in response to Message 20075.  

Can I have one too? It would give me
somewhere to keep my little boys toys.
I can see it now, \\\\\\\" kai, how many times
have I told you to put your ben 10 and
starwars toys into the black hole when
you\\\\\\\'ve finished with them\\\\\\\"? \\\\\\\"I nearly
broke my neck\\\\\\\"!

My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there.

I did give them one of these natty GridPP Magic Cubes, but after i nearly sliced my foot open on it I reclaimed it as far too good for them and now keep it by my computer to fiddle with.


I already have at least two of black holes...(one in house and one in the garden...)
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Message 20140 - Posted: 10 Sep 2008, 19:17:55 UTC

http://HasTheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedTheWorldYet.com

if you view source code, read theend of it ;-):D
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Message 20176 - Posted: 11 Sep 2008, 0:10:19 UTC - in response to Message 20140.  

http://HasTheLargeHadronColliderDestroyedTheWorldYet.com

if you view source code, read theend of it ;-):D



lol source code:

<!-- if the lhc actually destroys the earth & this page isn\'t yet updated
please email mike@frantic.org to receive a full refund -->



-- veritas vos liberabit --
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Message 20214 - Posted: 11 Sep 2008, 18:01:07 UTC

Have you already seen the web-cam from the LHC?
http://www.lhc-live.com/
Grüße vom Sänger
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Message 20327 - Posted: 13 Sep 2008, 20:09:15 UTC - in response to Message 20075.  

My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there.

If you keep a black hole in your washing machine you\\\\\\\'ll find it selectively swallows only one sock of a pair of socks. One of those mysteries of the universe.
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Message 20336 - Posted: 14 Sep 2008, 3:46:09 UTC - in response to Message 20214.  

Have you already seen the web-cam from the LHC?
http://www.lhc-live.com/


Very good!
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Message 20436 - Posted: 20 Sep 2008, 10:26:46 UTC - in response to Message 20327.  
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My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there.

If you keep a black hole in your washing machine you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll find it selectively swallows only one sock of a pair of socks. One of those mysteries of the universe.

...and in obeyance of the 'Pair Reduction' principle, the other member of the pair will move away from the black hole at great speed (for socks) until it reaches the top/front of the washing machine (depending on whic sort you have) so that it becomes the *first* sock you find when unloading.
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Message 20439 - Posted: 20 Sep 2008, 11:48:23 UTC

Just order a WOM (write only memory) from any solid state memory firm. It is a perfect black hole, you can write to it and nobody will ever read what you have written.
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Message 20480 - Posted: 22 Sep 2008, 2:04:42 UTC - in response to Message 20436.  

My boys have already got a black hole in their room. I think all the socks go there.

If you keep a black hole in your washing machine you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll find it selectively swallows only one sock of a pair of socks. One of those mysteries of the universe.

...and in obeyance of the \\\'Pair Reduction\\\' principle, the other member of the pair will move away from the black hole at great speed (for socks) until it reaches the top/front of the washing machine (depending on whic sort you have) so that it becomes the *first* sock you find when unloading.


I sometimes find my socks buried in the garden, the dogs take them, fortunatley they take thousands of years to decay.
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Message 20494 - Posted: 22 Sep 2008, 19:57:04 UTC

My black hole is where all my salary goes 48 hours after being paid..... :-(
Way to go Cern!
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Message 20501 - Posted: 23 Sep 2008, 5:23:16 UTC - in response to Message 20494.  

My black hole is where all my salary goes 48 hours after being paid..... :-(

Reminds me of a song..
..just got paid today
got me a pocket full o change..
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