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Message 16618 - Posted: 25 Mar 2007, 16:32:37 UTC - in response to Message 16591.  

Sorry about the "backfiring fart" [...] it flared up a bit


That sounds... uh... painful and smelly!

Perhaps you should see a doctor...

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Message 16630 - Posted: 26 Mar 2007, 18:34:45 UTC - in response to Message 16618.  
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Sorry about the "backfiring fart" [...] it flared up a bit
That sounds... uh... painful and smelly!
Perhaps you should see a doctor...

I did see a doctor, who referred me to a GI specialist, who referred me to a proctologist, who referred me back to a generalist, who referred me to Internal Medicine, who referred me to the Hospital Director, who asked me to leave the facility and not come back. My HMO just canceled my plan and refunded the premiums from the past 6 months. Feeling much better now, though... thanks for your concern --;)




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Message 17899 - Posted: 15 Sep 2007, 0:27:41 UTC
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Yes!

It's bump time!!!

This classic thread was referenced in recent posts to the "Did I miss something?" thread.

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Quick!! Someone say something offensive or tactlessly provocative!!!!



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Message 17906 - Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 6:41:29 UTC - in response to Message 17899.  

Quick!! Someone say something offensive or tactlessly provocative!!!!


Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

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Message 17908 - Posted: 17 Sep 2007, 9:51:09 UTC

"Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper is from the wrong kind of tree." -- Professor W.

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Message 17910 - Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 1:45:48 UTC

Really!!! Again!!!

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Message 17913 - Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 4:58:15 UTC - in response to Message 17906.  
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Quick!! Someone say something offensive or tactlessly provocative!!!!
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
Ni!
How dare you nearly insult your King! ...And I don't care if you voted for me or not!!
In the name of Camelot, I demand that you say something truly offensive at once!!!


P.S. Kudos to Dagorath for saying something tactlessly provocative.
Hat's off, once again, to one of my favorite forum dwellers! _ _ _ C H E E R S ! !



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Message 17920 - Posted: 18 Sep 2007, 18:13:41 UTC - in response to Message 17909.  
Last modified: 18 Sep 2007, 18:24:24 UTC

OK, I finally thought of a good reply to:
OJ is innocent this time too.

The truth is, OJ's lawyers planted evidence against OJ in order to frame the Police for "framing" OJ. I do, of course, have evidence to prove my accusation which I will not disclose here. I'm already at risk; OJ's lawyers may accuse me of framing them for framing the Police. If they do, demonstrative evidence against me will emerge. At that point, I'm sure you know what I'll say... "They framed me!"


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