21) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Final Front Ear Members - Win A T-Shirt Contest... (Message 11417)
Posted 21 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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These are the final entries

Entries
22) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Final Front Ear Members - Win A T-Shirt Contest... (Message 11406)
Posted 19 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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Now closed


Winners will be notified ASAP
23) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 11372)
Posted 16 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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24) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Final Front Ear Members - Win A T-Shirt Contest... (Message 11355)
Posted 14 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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You mean to say you don't want to win the latest fashion accessories from the catwalks of The Final Front Ear...



Just click on the pic.
25) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Final Front Ear Members - Win A T-Shirt Contest... (Message 11332)
Posted 12 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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..and there's more over on the Team forum.


The Monkey Is still waiting...
26) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Final Front Ear Members - Win A T-Shirt Contest... (Message 11198)
Posted 5 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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If you haven't already got over there...here's just a few we've received..







Just click on the thumbnails.
27) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Final Front Ear Members - Win A T-Shirt Contest... (Message 11183)
Posted 3 Nov 2005 by Twosheds
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Ladies, Gents, Nuts and Fruit Cakes.


We would like to announce to members of 'The Final Front Ear' a grand "Photo Caption Competition"...


It Is Your Once In A Life Time Chance To Win A Fabulous "Final Front Ear" T-Shirt.

As Modelled Below By 'Keith The Cheeky Monkey' This Shirt Will Enhance Your Good Looks and Make You Desirable Beyond Belief.



If you are new to the team or are already a member but haven't signed up to the main TFFE forum then please do so now at: TFFE Team Forum

If you need help signing up at the forum then contact any TFFE member..

.. or contact: cRunchy (fondly known to all as cRotchy) here:

Instructions for competition entries will be posted on Friday evening (GMT) in the forum. You can join in the fun anytime over the next two weeks.

No special requirements to enter except being an active or new member of the team.


TFFE Team Forum
General Discussion
28) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 11091)
Posted 28 Oct 2005 by Twosheds
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Whenever life gets you down,Mrs Brown...



...and join...
29) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 10548)
Posted 2 Oct 2005 by Twosheds
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30) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 9874)
Posted 3 Sep 2005 by Twosheds
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31) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 9088)
Posted 2 Aug 2005 by Twosheds
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32) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 8406)
Posted 11 Jul 2005 by Twosheds
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Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas and how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know....


Over the hill...I can't even get up it.
33) Message boards : Team invites : Atishoo.... (Message 8405)
Posted 11 Jul 2005 by Twosheds
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Cerpantly...

...the Fruit Loops of The Final Front Ear need you...

34) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Christmas greetings! (Message 5391)
Posted 1 Dec 2004 by Twosheds
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You could always try writing to our "Dear Spit." He can turn his hand to almost anything, maybe he can put in a good word over at the North Pole.;o)
35) Message boards : Cafe LHC : Christmas greetings! (Message 5369)
Posted 30 Nov 2004 by Twosheds
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I know they say post early for Christmas..so here we go..

This is from all of us, to all of you.....

Merry Christmas


36) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 5019)
Posted 8 Nov 2004 by Twosheds
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Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

If you're lost, with no where to hide, we'll have you...

The Final Front Ear...it only hurts when you laugh, so come and be miserable.
37) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 4787)
Posted 1 Nov 2004 by Twosheds
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The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme �20, I really need 20 quid."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need �10, just lend me 10 quid!!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need �5. Lend me 5 quid please if you will."

"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."


And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack, and you may find yourself in another part of the world.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile, and you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.

And you may ask yourself......Well...How did I get here?

The Final Front Ear....Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...


38) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 3916)
Posted 16 Oct 2004 by Twosheds
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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

As we say in The Final Front Ear....A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


What does concern us is... how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...you know it makes sense?

39) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 3420)
Posted 9 Oct 2004 by Twosheds
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
40) Message boards : Team invites : The Final Front Ear (Message 3413)
Posted 9 Oct 2004 by Twosheds
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!


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